theme
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life